Did Sebadoh Invent Tektonic?

Yes, that is correct. Turns out in 1994 they gave this Swedish kid five bucks and a pair of Voltron pumps if he agreed to not stop moving during their "License to Confuse" video, no matter how many times he got tired or ran out of moves:




Sebadoh - License To Confuse (from Bakesale)

The result was so hideous we didn't see any mainstream Tekkies resurface again until last year, which may or not be correlated with a decline of Peruvian pan flute bands during the same period.