Showing posts with label Muscles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Muscles. Show all posts

June 17, 2008

I Still Wanna Punch You If You Let Me

Woooooo - someone remixed/covered the already-classic Muscles pubhouse jam "Sweaty" without ruining it! Indeed, 17-year old Melbourne whiz Shazam managed to maintain existing levels of peace, love, ecstasy, unity + respect all whilst flipping vocal chromosomes. But none of that applies when you're clocking Julies in the grill:










Muscles - Sweaty (Shazam Rmx)

Speedos and mustaches may be huge this summer, but putting watermelon in your trunks for the party pix guy isn't avant-garde.








Shazam - Pool Party

via Mod Blog

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November 15, 2007

The More You Know: Lemons


















Lemonade was invented by Genghis Khan in a sporting goods store in 1299 and later during the gold rush lemons were eaten by miners to prevent scurvy. Today they are best known for being the shittiest Jolly Rancher flavor.

Lemonheads - Bit Part
Lemon Jelly - A Tune For Jack
The Walkmen - Emma, Get Me A Lemon
Muscles - Chocolate, Rasberry, Lemon and Lime

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November 8, 2007

Muscles Gets Sweaty Awesome Pitchfork Love + The Streets



























Wooo! Prog breakbeat acid freaks unite. Pitchfork ratings for your favorite artists don't mean anything unless they're good - but Muscles got an 8.3, so, put that in your pocket.

Nitsuh Abebe says:
"One of my favorite old stories about rave-era England is the one where the local toughs-- skinheads, soccer hooligans-- would suddenly appear at parties, loved up on ecstasy and wanting to give everyone a hug. Few of us were there for that, of course, but it's something you can actually hear in the music of that time, which developed pockets of dude-friendliness: more bone-headed energy, more stadium chanting, more everyday-guy stuff. This happens whenever more people start going to parties and dancing, and there's no reason it should always be a bad thing-- some guys somewhere will skirt away from the usual glamour and sexuality of dance music, using their synths to get across rock-bred stuff like pop hooks, party shouting, and songs about girls.

Muscles doesn't sound like a bonehead or a tough guy-- not in the least-- and he's definitely not trying to do anything to dance music. But he's part of a long line of that sort of thing, the same one that includes New Order, the Streets, "Born Slippy", the "hooligan house" of Audio Bullys, or his more-stylish fellow Australians in Cut Copy. That lack of cool, in fact, is important here. Muscles' tracks start off as rough-and-ready bedroom-laptop electro-pop, the sort of thing you might hear at any loft party full of dudes in neon sweatshirts-- but then these tracks drop into huge emotional gestures, from the wet, sentimental synths of trance to the classic buoyancy of house piano rhythms. (It's the opposite of electroclash-- earnest and warm instead of arch and icy.) Neither does he sound like a guy who's trying to be clever, cool, serious, or arty, though he pulls off all four. Mostly, he just sounds like a guy who is PSYCHED, like some kind of dancefloor Andrew W.K." (Full review)

We steal the mike to sing every time this comes on at the Never on Sunday chip shop and they don't get mad:

Muscles - Sweaty
Buy Guns Babes Lemonade

Did you read about the Streets just then and think about how much you miss Mike Skinner? Us too. Here's a morsel to tide you over until we get another proper:

The Mitchell Brothers feat. Leo the Lion and The Streets - She's Got It All Wrong

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October 26, 2007

Go See Muscles/Blaqstarr at Sonar Tonight

Nerdy excited for this.

Two weeks ago we were lukewarm on Muscles but gave Ice Cream another chance because the song definitely had promise, people were raving about him, and because he's from Melbourne and part of the hotshit Modular label that brings us the likes of Cut Copy, New Young Pony Club, Digitalism, need we continue. What does Muscles sound like? Val Kilmer says it best in Real Genius - "It is possible to synthesize excited bromide in an argon matrix."

So two weeks later Muscles is on repeat, he's touring for a bit before supporting DAFT. PUNK. later in the year, and it's time to unleash the pristine pearl white Members Only jacket for a mutherflippin' Halloween cameo at Sonar. Hope you can join. Hot damn.

Muscles - Ice Cream (woooo)
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Local club hero Blaqstarr will be sharing the tables. Homey just got signed to Diplo's Mad Decent label (along with our favorite baile funk bangers Bonde Do Role) and produced a few tracks on M.I.A.'s future-album-of-2007-winner Kala.

Blaqstarr - Hands Up Thumbs Down

Plus all the Tax Lo DJs - Simon Phoenix, Cullen Stalin, Dave Nada (T&A Records/Bullets), Chris O (Yo Majesty) - will be playing the best Halloween and party songs they have with them at the time!

Cullen says wear a fucking costume.

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